Baby Bobbers is Struggs to Funk

A famous person once said: You can pick your friends and you can pick your nose, but you can't pick your friend's nose. But also if you have good enough friends, you can. Let me tell you the kind of friends I have (in order of appearance).

Seriously though, gentlemen? BABE.
Note: Must be young and normal, with a full head of hair.

Lauren Bellon. (Gotta start with you so you don't get jealous lol.) This chick is the funniest, most loyal, righteous woman in the world. And she's made some HUGE steps at her favorite place, Nauvoo, and I'm so proud. I'm glad you keep choosing to be friends with me and that you haven't lost the quote book yet.

Courtney Mauck. This girl is a fitness inspiration. She's freaking killing it at the gym - even on vacation. And her invites aren't exclusive, which should really be the norm, but isn't.

Becca Maddog Mackey. I'm so glad we're friends and can't wait to complete all our summer plans. This girl is the most righteous rebel you've ever met. 10/10 would spend 4 hours with you in someone else's hot tub.

Aonghus Brodie Alexander. My sugar daddy (**if and when his band makes it big). I'm glad you got sick so that you could hang out with me again and chauffeur me around. Sorry your dreams are temporarily crushed. Get ready for some heavy duty committee work bc I don't mess around, son.

#BoobiesInTubies
Aka the night I had permanent nerve damage in my arm.

Ali Blair. This girl needs to be a mother ASAP. She's the literal cutest, most badA motherlicker you ever done seen. And she can make a BOMB smoothie. A lil scandy, but a lot of love. I owe you, man.

SWOLENATION is real, alive, and Kill.In.It.

Hannah Merrell. MVP of the weekend. Seriously, what would I do without you? The hype is UNREAL. You keep it real, (and by that I mean real close to the curb, ya feel?)

I'm in ID for the laughs, NOT the music scene.

Chance from France.  For not being weird and laughing at all my jokes, even the dumb ones. And playing some impromptu cowbell.

My newfound partner in crime, Abby.
Let's get brunch and talk crap.

Braeden Bodily (and Ken, because you're a matched set). You make me feel like I know things about cars. And give me something to aspire to in life. Can't wait for our next two (2) planned hangouts.

Honorary mentions: Cenita Cassens, Callie Grover, Taylor Bly, Bart Winters, The Little Brown Girl Downstairs, Apartment 106, the entire France Lyon Mission, Matthew Winifred Chidester, my WRTG 310 group.